Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Are You a Golfer?

Are you a golfer? Take this simple test:

The Associated Press reports that "a man who lost his ball in a golf course pond nearly lost a limb when a nearly 11-foot alligator latched on to his arm and pulled him in the water."

Fortunately, the man was able to beat the alligator off with a golf club.

If you are not a golfer, your first thought on reading this story was, "oh my God, how scary!"

If you are a golfer, your first thought was, "what club did he use?"

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[P.S.: Sadly, I had to alter one critical detail in the above story. The man did not beat the alligator off with a golf club. He used his left arm. But the important thing is the test. We can't wait for the perfect story.]

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